Below are the 18 most recent journal entries recorded in Christina Crawford's LiveJournal:

Friday, March 2nd, 2007
2:36 am	WHERES MY MOMMY?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 3rd, 2004
12:43 am	My Mommie once said about Bette Davis... "Take away the pop eyes, the cigarette, and those funny clipped words, and what have you got? She's phony, but I guess the public likes that." THATS ONLY BECAUSE YOUR A JEALOUS BITCH AND FOUND BETTE SUCKING YOUR HUSBAND FRANCHOT'S DICK IN YOUR OWN MOVIE TRAILER! hehe and they looked at you, and went about their business... MAYORS RIGHT! You may be a diamond, but your not an emerald! (Comment on this)
Friday, June 20th, 2003
2:51 pm	Trella la la la Why does a watermelon taste like sweet & low? It doesn't even taste like real sugar is in it... and it's got all this red juice when I push on it. (Kinda like kaputla's pussy) Mommie says it's good for me and that the doctor says I need my vitamins. I already took my vitamins today, though.. PEEEEIILLZ! Where the fuck has mad_cow and nursewantke been? I miss those sad excuses for a pile of shit.. :-( Oooh mommie, I have a grass stain! Current Mood: aggravated (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 29th, 2003
2:28 am	Whoa, Okay. My mommie dearest has always tested my gag reflexes at times, but this one takes the cake! I come home to find her sprawled out across the bed just jabbing her tounge in and out of Christopher's cherrychopper! Some things never change. Whoa, okay. I'm going to go practice this tounge out, I am expecting bluesif later on for a rendevous at the O.K. Kiddie Corral! 77MPH, HERE I CUM! *Squirts brown pussy juice (nectar as mary_fisher would call it) all over your face!* Current Mood: horny Current Music: Ladie's night (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 12th, 2002
8:49 pm	ROAR! violetsnjazz.... YOU WHORE BITCH CUNTSLAP! IM GUNNA CHEW OFF THE LINING OF YOUR VAGINA AND WASH IT DOWN WITH YOUR UTERUS WITH A SIDE OF YOUR CAMEL TOE! Current Mood: enraged (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 11th, 2002
5:56 pm	user Joan_crawford is DEAD... LONG LIVE USER JOANCRAWFORD! I've taken notice that mad_cow has surfaced from her months-on-end hemeroid raid. vile, shitstained hoe. She puts all DOGFART SKANKS to shame. I'm going to pound her ass with my double dong, and if not, I'm gunna CHEW THOSE BLOWN OFF CUNT FLAPS OFF! Yes... the rumors are true.. joancrawford was injured by an accident involving DOGFART SKANKS but she'll be back before we know it....you know my mommie.. She's fought bigger monsters than any dogfart skank could dish out FOR YEEEEARS in Hollywood, she knows how to win the hard way... I almost forgot! The IMPOSTER Joan, joan_crawford only wishes she can be a dogfart skank, but she seems to have given up her poser-ness. On another note, I shall be going to visit my karmakanic for hopefully... a little imaginitive photosynthesis... MMmmmmm BOI IM GUNNA REAM YOUR ASS! Mommie, if your reading this, let me know how your doing. Love, Darling Tina Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Spank ma booday, c'mon and spank ma booday (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 16th, 2002
1:40 am	Man, and I thought my mommie was a whore.... On February 3rd, kaputla says: "all of the sudden I was bent over franks chair my pants were pulled down and my fat white ass was then proceedingly beaten with a 14 inch dildo that was 3 inches wide I thought it was only larry joe doing the beating and then he called for david" My word, what a kinky backwoods slut! I think I shall enjoy her company one night. message to kaputla: MY TOUNGE IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS HIGH SPEED OF 75 MPH!!! Man, I'd like to give you a nice butt bath with my tounge... just spread those FAT WHITE ASS CHEEKS , dig in and, as Lenny Kravitz says "You'll find it coming out the other side." Current Mood: horny Current Music: Can't get enough of yo' love ----Berry White (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 24th, 2002
3:15 pm	The Carmelite Nuns are treating me well... I shall be out of this destitute excuse for a mental home soon... *sigh* thanks to my insatiable mother, my charming good looks, and my broodling tounge that can flicker at 75MPH, I am on good behavior. The nuns are treating me well, I mean, I dont get awaken at 2 in the morning anymore for having a MOTHER FUCKING wire hanger in my closet, but I kinda miss it. I guess I'm a glutton for Punishment. But once I get out of here... that BITCH nursewantke shall revel in my wrath of pent up anger.. Muhahahaha Love to all MY fans *yes thats right, MOTHER I have FANNNNNZZZ TOOOO!!! *Spits on you* Love, Darling Tina Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: The Glen Miller Band (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 10th, 2001
4:16 am	CRAWFORD--A name never to be forgotten in Hollywood I'm so grateful to you all... my RINSO-full fans, that have made me a...star. Oh yes! It was LUX-ing.. I'm so grateful to you all.. my wonderful fans that have made me a star.. mad_cow is dead, and I have killed that fat hairy man-beast brooke-shields look a like wanna be but cant be! Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Cow pies dripping down the walls (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 19th, 2001
5:20 pm	Where's Tina? Mother just licked my crotch... She's been raping me the past month or so, and locking me in the cellar behind a wall... Carolanne doesn't know where I am. No one does. Theres a citywide man hunt for me, but all I have is my computer, some dirty water, and my sanity... and that is wearing thin... UNDERSTAND... THE FIRST WORD--Ah, forget it... ****SOBS**** Current Mood: crushed (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 18th, 2001
3:02 am	What Ever Happened to Baby Tina?! Last night was just... **que in crying** horrific! I was locked in my room all night. I got raw/"rare" meat for breakfast again. I said "Mommie!.... You forgot to bring me my breakfast!" She said "I didn't forget your breakfast, Tina darling... I didn't bring you your breakfast, 'cos ya forgot to eat 'cha din-din!" I think she and Bette Davis have been duking it out on the set again. It's okay though.. Bette will learn in due time about the crawfords... YA DONT MESS WITH US!!! WE ARE THE CRAWFORDS AND WE ARE MEAN AND IF YOU FUCK WITH US WE TEAR OUT YOUR SPEEN!!! We's be a tag-team, yo, straight up fro' 'ma crib n' Brentwood, dawg! OH.. My.... Mommie... I didn't see you standing there.. I was just--play acting, like your always doing... Current Mood: hungry (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 29th, 2001
5:00 pm	I'm baaaack! This sophisticated mama is back with a brand new vengance! I'm gonna take on the BITCH of a mother I have(joancrawford), that fat, festering, muldering caldaver mad_cow, and that....ugly---potatoe a.k.a. nursewantke. YOU WILL ALL BE DEAD AND BURRIED BY SUNSET! Current Mood: chipper (19 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 20th, 2001
12:49 pm	:-D Why, thank you Tommy.... I picked it out myself. Current Mood: flirty (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 18th, 2001
12:34 am	I'm going to be a StAr! Sorry everyone... I've been busy lately.. I'm acting now.. Mostly in stock... BUT I'm up for a part.. it's a soap opera..."Well, that's very good experience," Mommie says. I have messages to everyone... that has made me a StAr... Mommie Dearest: Congratulations.. and... I love you.. Mommie Dearest... *sob* Callme_christie: That night... in the barn with you was magical.. I shall cherish that moment forever! MAD_COW: BITCH!!!!! I'm gonna pound your FAT ASS to the ground! Then... I'm gonna shove my vulva in your face, so you can SUCK A FART OUT OF MY ASS YOU PIG!! JUST WAIT, BITCH.. YOUR MINE!!!! Nurse WantsToDie: I love you! Your faith in the good 'ol Lord JESUS CHRIST has helped me get through these years with my mother.. they have been very difficult, but thanks for the love and compassion... Now, LICK THE COTTAGE CHEESE OFF MY POODLE'S ASS!! To everyone else.. Thank you.. for making me a star... Yes, it is thrilling.. I'm soooo grateful to you all... my wonderful fans, that have made me a star.. Current Mood: chipper (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 10th, 2001
9:07 pm	May god be with you. I'm so glad that my friend Mad_Cow is back in the game. He/She's purely an adrogony gift from God. Mother and I have been getting along better :-D I'm not a dyke.. I was drunk. *hiccup* Current Mood: aggravated (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 1st, 2001
12:44 am	Girls First Kiss.. Well, I would have lost my virginity to a nice gentry lad tonight, if it wasn't for that BITCH Virra.. Now, I have to go to a conference tomorrow morning with the impecible Mrs. Chadwick and Mommie Dearest.. Oy Veh, Mashugna, ich-na dradel-made-el. Current Mood: horny (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 27th, 2001
8:42 pm	It's about time I got out of the cellar today...HAHA BITCH!!!!!!! No one understands me.. Understand..the first word i heard out of any of you was that word--Understand.. There'll be time enough to understand when I'm old..If I ever am old. but oh,not now.. Thank you Christopher for saving my life! Your the best deaf-mute brother a spoiled Hollywood brat could ask for. Current Mood: horny Current Music: Some like it hot... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 26th, 2001
11:52 pm	:-D Tattered.. Torn.. and bruised.. here i sit.. in a dark cell all I have is Carolanne.. and the cold, dark, incessant screams of my darling brother Christopher.. he's in lockdown tonight. Carolanne feeds me bread and water on special occasions, mommie sends me a can of raw dog food...im so grateful for that.. she was passed out and drunk tonight... as usual. oh shit, here she comes to make her nightly rounds to see if I have alllll wooden hangers. MAYBE SHE'LL LET ME OUT OF MY CELL!!! (4 Comments |Comment on this)